NOT A GOOD IDEA

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Did you hear about what happened to Julio Jones of the Atlanta Falcons? He recently lost a $150,000 earring while jet-skiing!


Apparently Jones has hired a diving team, at the cost of about $20,000, to try and find the earring at the bottom of a lake. I guess that’s a savings of about $130,000 if they find it, but how stupid is it to wear the earring in the lake in the first place?

When I go to our pool I get nervous about losing my wedding ring, and that would be a lot easier to find on cement in five feet of pool water. Besides, I have to lube up my finger to get it off, and I rarely do.

It must be nice to have enough money to buy an earring that costs more than a lot of people’s homes.